As we approach Election Day, the urge for candidates and surrogates to talk to (captive) drivers in school blue zones will be strong. Candidates: don’t do it! Drivers: don’t let it happen! Witnesses: let the candidates/surrogates know it will be the surest way to lose your vote!

If you see it happen, send us a picture. We’re not above shaming bad behavior.

This has been a public service announcement from your friends at Village 14.