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OPEN JOKE THREAD: It was so hot in Newton that….
by Greg Reibman | Jul 20, 2015 | Newton | 8 comments
by Greg Reibman | Jul 20, 2015 | Newton | 8 comments
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It was so hot in Newton that the devil lives here.
It was so hot in Newton that people misread “Heartbreak Hill” as “Heatstroke Hill”.
Stay safe, neighbors.
It was so hot in Newton that the snow birds left town for their summer vacation in Miami!
It was so hot in Newton that everyone else left town for the cool breezes of Death Valley!
It was so hot in Newton that Crystal Lake started erupting every hour on the hour.
It was so hot in Newton that the fire hydrants were opened for High Tea.
It was so hot in Newton that bathing suits were de facto de rigeur in the Aldermanic Chambers.
It was so hot in Newton that Setti Warren wished the fake blog post about being named ambassador to Israel was true, given that temperatures were in the 70s there today (true).
It was so hot in Newton that Tom Sheff pulled papers to run for Ward Alderman, At-Large Alderman, School Committee and Charter Commission, not because he was going to run for all those contests but “because the signature papers make for good hand held fans.”
It was so hot in Newton that Mike Striar enrolled as a student at Newton South so he could hang out there very early on September mornings, just in case the heat didn’t break.
It was so hot in Newton that Alderman Norton decided she was in favor of the Austin Street project because she liked the idea of being able to park her new car in the shade under the new building.
¨It was so hot in Newton that bathing suits were de facto de rigeur in the Aldermanic Chambers¨ – now that would have been funny to see….i think….
It was so hot in Newton that Greg Reibman swam from Newton to Needham and back to cool off (by way of Greenland).
It was so hot in Newton that I was glad I moved to Los Angeles, where this morning it is cloudy, cool, and in the mid-60s. Anticipated highs in the high 70s here near the beach have everyone whining. Silly Angelenos!
It was so hot in Newton that real estate developers got together with the mayor to agree to not remove every tree on every site they proposed for development and decided they would also call Newton the Garden City.