As I pedaled around town yesterday morning, my half-hour route carrying me through parts of Waban, the Highlands, and Newton Centre, I passed seven porta-potties. Two of them stood in front of houses undergoing modest renovations. The other five fronted teardowns in various states of reconstruction. The footprints of those projects, needless to say, were enormous. Had I taken other routes, I’d have witnessed the same scenarios.

The Pandemic, no doubt, has inspired many homeowners to undertake renovations. Since fewer residents are traveling or otherwise spending disposable income, many have decided instead to invest in their own properties. Long delayed repairs are coming to fruition, and some citizens have even replaced their fossil fuel systems with heat pumps and mini-splits. My wife and I have had our rotting garage doors removed and replaced.

The challenge for those wanting to follow suit: most contractors have more requests for their service than they have space in their calendars. In addition, some projects face delays because of difficulties in the supply chain. We waited four months until the new garage doors were delivered to our contractor.

As for teardowns, we must once again acknowledge the obvious: Newton is increasingly a home for society’s winners, those with large salaries and disposable income. If you didn’t get into the market decades ago, you will pay through the nose to move in now.

At first it puzzled me: Why would a young family with one or two children want to purchase a McMansion with five or six bedrooms? A city councilor explained it to me. Buyers don’t order their custom McMansions. Developers purchase a Cape, Ranch, or Colonial, tear it down, and replace it with a McMansion costing from two to four million dollars. Then, when a purchaser considers moving to Newton, a realtor reports that the properties available are all expensive. In other words, “If you want in, you gotta have the goods.” So it goes.

Another first-world problem: the burgeoning population of wild turkeys, who face no such difficulty moving here! In principle, I am supportive of peaceful coexistence between residents and wild animals. As their habitats shrink elsewhere, Newton is overflowing with deer, rabbits, coyotes, small mammals, chipmunks, raccoons, foxes…and wild turkeys! Happily, the Internet confirms that  turkeys gobble up ticks of all sorts, potentially protecting us from lyme disease and other tick-borne illnesses.

At the same time, wild turkeys can be pests, threatening homeowners and pooping all over their property. An extended family of turkeys has taken residence in the green space adjoining my property. They visit my yard daily and saunter down my driveway, leaving mementos in plain sight. I fear that they will cause long-term damage to our shrubs. So, it goes.