Dear V14 Colleagues: If Sean or Greg or any one of our usual doctrinaire authors put this up, I would be furious! As someone who walks a very middle political road and thinks a lot about our usual V14 issues, learning from or discounting the arguments so eloquently articulated here, I can assure all our readers that, while your politics may or may not be coincident with the message in this song’s parody, the profoundly brilliant and clever humor is overwhelmingly belly-shaking and will bring you to laughter with tears, an indulgence we all can use at this time! Without any further apologies: