City Hall’s COVID-19 Task Force announced today that they will immediately be closing the Needham border, with likely closings of Weston, Wellesley, and Waltham soon to follow.

Says spokesman Walter Frankel, “the Charles River gives us an easily defensible border to the north and west, we’re working on a plan to keep BC students from streaming in from the east.

When asked if these border closings are likely to help stem the spread of Covid-19, Frankel said “Damned if I know,  I just find those BC students annoying.”







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