I was sitting in the kitchen this morning when my wife exploded with convulsive laughing in the next room.

From today’s Newton Tab Crime Watch:

Are you just happy to see me?

Police arrested Riad Ouansa, 43 of 25 Madison St Revere, on March 1 and charged him with larceny over $250 after he allegedly tried to steal a crystal candle-holder from Bloomingdales by concealing it in his pants.