Those traffic-generating ranking lists keep coming folks! On this one Newton is one of the 10 Happiest Suburbs In America!
The bad news? We’re tied for 5th with some place called Apex, N.C., whose largest hotel seems to be a Best Western and where the top-rated restaurant according to TripAdvisor is La Rancherita, a chain which boasts that your first basket of chips and salsa is free!
So, no, I’m not happy.